See up to 64% MORE with the
Gig Viewer© SPECIAL PRICE TODAY
Tired of paying $30 to go to a gig only to stare at the back of someone’s head? You need the ‘Gig Viewer’ – the revolutionary new device for the petite music fan. SPECIAL PRICE TODAY!
Introducing the ‘Gig Viewer’ - the best way to get an
unobstructed view at gigs
Using sophisticated naval technology it utilises periscoptextal science and is built from materials making it virtually indestructible. The ‘Gig Viewer’ is guaranteed to raise your eyeline to a brand new level, increasing band visibility by up to 300%!
The ‘Gig Viewer’ is not only practical, it comes in two fashionable varieties. There’s the regular white ‘Gig Viewer’, making it easy for your friends to spot you in a crowded bar. There is also the BRAND NEW coffin-shaped ‘GOTH Gig Viewer’ in slimming black. Now you can finally see your favorite pale-faced rock stars the way you always wanted, and fit in with the crowd!
“I was at a concert when my boyfriend put me on his shoulders so I could get a better view. I fell and injured my neck. There must’ve been an easier way, that’s why I thought of the Gig Viewer.” Tina Hewitt - Inventor
“Hundreds of people come to me with foot injuries from tip-toeing at gigs and neck injuries after falling off people’s shoulders. I’ve also written a book.” Dr Jerry Goldberg M.D.
Due to unforeseen demand, Volley Warehouse is unfortunately out of stock for this product.
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Gig Viewer ©
Tired of paying $30 to go to a gig only to stare at the back of someone’s head? You need the ‘Gig Viewer’ – the revolutionary new device for the petite music fan. SPECIAL PRICE TODAY!
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